Saturday, January 20, 2007

Worst Types of Cartoons Ever

Ahh cartoons: the last bastion of great creativity and humor left in this society. right? Well, not as much as one would think. For every "Home Movies" and "Futurama" that tickle your funny bone, there are a handful of others that suck miserably, as completely misguided attempts at humor. Whether it be pathetic "stoner cartoons" like "12 oz. Mouse," horrendous creations consisting of crudely scribbled characters and insanely dry and surreal dialogue full of long pauses and non-sequitors, all of which make no sense at all, and aren't funny except to those stoner kids in your high school Bio class, and the 14-year olds who want to be liked by them.

Then you have your "Family Guy" the Carlos Mencia of the cartoon world, except with stupid references to 80's TV shows and movies. For the record: all you 12 year olds out there: YOU DON'T REMEMBER TRANSFORMERS....hell, they were even before MY time. Family Guy thinks it is offensive and edgey, but it neither of those things. Making penis jokes will only offend the type of people who have no interest in watching the show, and will only be funny to the people watching it. I have nothing left to say about Family Guy that hasn't already been said by South Park.


Therefore, today's list will be my least favorite cartoons ever:

  • Family Guy
  • 12 oz. Mouse
  • Rocket Power
  • "new" Rugrats
  • anything featuring Mickey Mouse...he isn't funny
  • any Anime...its creepy
  • Moral Orel
  • CatDog

1 comment:

Unknown said...

You used to be a big Family Guy fan. I feel betrayed :(