Don vs. Mark: Nerf Madness

I haven't too many things that are noteworthy, interesting, or even non-boring. But last night I witnessed a sight that was all of those things. Don Wisnewski, the pride of Central New York challenged Mark "Terrier" Thiell to a fight of Nerf proportions.

Don, armed only with a the lame single-shot Nerf "wussblaster 100" began an agressive attack, countered by Thiell's awesome 6-shot Maverick. The battle raged into the hallway, finally culminating in Wisnewski's holing of Thiell into the bathroom. As Thiell emerged, Newsk erupted like Vesuvias from the doorway, with a newly requisitioned 6-shooter of his own. However, his momentary victory was just that----momentary. Terrier cornerned Newsk, forcing poor Don to cower under a chair. At that moment the battle halted to a stop. Victorn was assured for Terrier that day, ripped from the icy clutched of Donald...but for how long??

In other news, Carlos Mencia sucks. He isn't funny and he isn't really Mexican. He is half Honduran and half German. His last name isn't even Mencia...it's just part of his stupid schtick. O well, at least smart people don't like him, so take solace in that.

Today's list is More things that annoy me:

• Running out of peanut butter and having a ton of jelly
• Stale cheese puffs
• People who claim that SNL has sucked since Jimmy Fallon left
• The Tecmo "Lurch"
• People who describe themselves as "hardcore"
• Puffed Wheat cereal
• Girls who use the word "random" to describe everything and everyone who is the least bit "wacky!! LOL ROFL"
• Artsy kids who go outside to take pictures of mud and snow and squirrels and leaves, as if they are making some sort of artistic statement and being really deep

That's all for today

Peace Love and Understanding