First Day of Class (or, How I Learned to Get Creeped Out By an Old Brazilian Woman)

Well, hey out there to my legion of 3 or more readers out there! Your old pal John just wrapped his first class of the day.

Now you know me...white as Wonder Bread and just as bland, right? Well, I enrolled in the right class....African Literature and Experience.

My professor is an older Brazilian woman who is a self proclaimed "feminist Marxist" who literally believes that every single problem in the world is caused by old fashioned racism. Everything from what TV shows are popular to standardized testing to why Americans like George Washington. All of it is racism. Crazy. She also talked a bit about her menopause which was creepy beyond anyone's imagination.

PS I am getting a puppy this weekend which is wicked rad.

Returning today is the famous daily list.

For today's list, we have the boys names I hope will become popular in the near future:

• Mavis
• Lancelot
• Zordon
• Rodan
• Gladstone
• Rollo
• Tyreek
• Charlieconway (all one word)
• Shredder
• Drexx
• Weasel
• Hurlbut
• Dagget
• Ickus
• Grendel
• Forklift