Regrets!!

So I was thinking today, about all the little things I have regretted doing or not doing in my relatively short lifetime. Therefore I present a list of soul-bearing events from my 20 years on this earth. Therefore, I regret:

• Crying at the end of "Milo and Otis" when I was 4 at Mike Oberst's house
• Expecting the new Ninja Turtles movie to be good
• Not buying the Simpsons Arcade Game for 300 dollars in Cape Cod when I was 13
• Not performing "Wild Wild West" at my high school talent show
• Believing Albert Belle was going to be awesome for the Orioles
• Never committing to growing a full beard
• Only getting the Cheesy Gordita Cruch at Taco Bell twice
• Eating at Jim's Steakout on multiple occasions
• Hoping that an attractive female jazz-fusion fan would recognize the Medeski, Martin and Wood symbol on my t-shirt and start a conversation about them

• Assuming that Moonshoes would hold my weight at age 19
• The fact that the picture of me and Peter Frampton from when I met him at the House of Guitars did not have the flash on
• Not seeing Jonathan Coulton at R.I.T.
• Not punching that one guy that time
  

That's all for today, folks!

Peace Love and Understanding