Study Day!

Today is the famous Study Day here at Geneseo, which means that I will probably be playing a lot of Nintendo 64 and maybe going to Wegmans.


As I write this, I am 10 minutes removed from a sound and peaceful slumber, characterized by awesom dreams where the Orioles win the World Series, or I become famous or something. So, bummer.

Today's list is of some of the worst aspects of college culture, Part I:

• Stupid-ass Chuck Norris jokes (LMAO LOL ROFL). The whole concept is just a rip-off of the Bill Brasky skits from SNL
• People who insist on telling you how much alcohol they consumed the night before, because somehow this will impress you
• Girls who use the term "suite" to subsitute "sweet" for terms such as "suities" or "suite life."
  
• Intramural Refs who don't pay attention to the games at all, except when their friends are playing, in which case they make lots of smug comments and inside jokes
• Theater kids
• Professors who, after you make a long and detailed analysis of something, simply nod, and say "Okay"
• And Finally, those guys who desperately seek an in with a group of attractive girls, and wussify themselves by getting super excited for shows like "The OC" or "Grey's Anatomy"in an attempt to come off as sensitive.

Peace Love and Understanding,