Luckily, I have been fortunate enough to witness some of perhaps the greatest creepery and pervertary to ever grace this world. I work at a summer camp, where obviously romantic tension between the counselors is bound to boil over. Some guys know how to deal with this tension. Others though, are not so bright. One particularly grimy member of our staff (let's call him "Big Red") felt compelled to show the ladies just how strong and barbaric he was, by lifting certain, more petite members of the female staff over his shoulder and run all over the place with them. Bold move, Big Red. Other members choose a more subtle route. They go for the old fashioned, "come-up-behind-the-girl-and-breath-heavily" maneuver. A classic! Girls love guys who make them feel uncomfortable....I think it's that whole "bad boy" thing.
Another great thing girls love is when, on those hot days. guys, like our old pal Big Red, thought he was doing the females a favor by slowly pouring water down their shirts when thet least expect it. That is a really smart thing to do, because girls hate being hot, and they love it when guys they barely know get them all wet.
These are some landmark events perpetrated by some of mankind's most brilliant innovators. Keep up the great work, you Creeps of Zion, you Pervs of Evermore!
Today's List is Catchiest Cartoon TV theme songs from the last 15 years:
- Pepper Ann
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Ducktales
- Darkwing Duck
- The Simpsons
- Muppet Babies
- Angry Beavers
- Kablaam!
- Animaniacs
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